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The combination of being grumpy and drunk - as epitomised by Colin Bacon during late night phone calls.


"Hello Colin Bacon, How are you?"
"All women are fucking evil, you're all evil and just fucking dreadful!..."
"Oh dear, are you Grunk again?"
by TeamAwesomeDjs October 23, 2008
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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(n) The name is the result of combining two types of cannibis, grape and skunk, into a hybrid.
"Wow, that grunk sure seems to damage motor skills and render even the alphabet a challenge."
by max barshled August 11, 2007
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When a person gets so drunk that they switch sexual orientation until they are sober.
My gay friend Grant got grunk last night, and had a threesome with two big bosomed ladies of the night.
by BruceyBrew October 07, 2015
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Musical genre 'Grunk'. Stands for Grunge Funk but not limited to just 2 genres. Limitless music.
Example 1:
"John Smith Quintet is the first 'Grunk' band"

Example 2:
"Lets play some Grunk"
by Jacob McDonald April 17, 2008
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A contraction of the adjectives "gay" and "drunk". A condition resulting from an abnormally large intake of alcohol; where an otherwise heterosexual male exhibits overtly homosexual behavior.
"Andy was totally grunk last night. He kept grabbing my ass and rubbing against me on the dance floor."
by Adam Galvan December 12, 2004
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