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The combination of being grumpy and drunk - as epitomised by Colin Bacon during late night phone calls.
"Hello Colin Bacon, How are you?"
"All women are fucking evil, you're all evil and just fucking dreadful!..."
"Oh dear, are you Grunk again?"
"All women are fucking evil, you're all evil and just fucking dreadful!..."
"Oh dear, are you Grunk again?"
by TeamAwesomeDjs October 23, 2008
May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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My gay friend Grant got grunk last night, and had a threesome with two big bosomed ladies of the night.
by BruceyBrew October 07, 2015
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A contraction of the adjectives "gay" and "drunk". A condition resulting from an abnormally large intake of alcohol; where an otherwise heterosexual male exhibits overtly homosexual behavior.
"Andy was totally grunk last night. He kept grabbing my ass and rubbing against me on the dance floor."
by Adam Galvan December 12, 2004