"Hello Colin Bacon, How are you?"
"All women are fucking evil, you're all evil and just fucking dreadful!..."
"Oh dear, are you Grunk again?"

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”

"Wow, that grunk sure seems to damage motor skills and render even the alphabet a challenge."

My gay friend Grant got grunk last night, and had a threesome with two big bosomed ladies of the night.

Example 1:
"John Smith Quintet is the first 'Grunk' band"

Example 2:
"Lets play some Grunk"

Grunk

Acting gay when getting drunk. Example: "Did you see Greg the other night, he had a six pack of beer and he was acting like a Grunk!"