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Grunion (noun): a slut. Terminology inspired by a type of fish that reproduces by getting jizzed on in a hole in the sand.
by tspam752 September 26, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Sabrina "hey Nusun you got any herb?"
Nusun " yeah but i am down to the grunions, just flakes and thc."
sabrina" damn"
Nusun " yeah but i am down to the grunions, just flakes and thc."
sabrina" damn"
by xylena June 26, 2006
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My coworker is such a grunion, she smells like B.O., her hair is so nappy, and she clears her throat every thirty seconds.
by Rcobbs13 February 06, 2006
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the bag of chips were already eaten, but i will go ahead and finish the grunions on the bottom of the bag
by sexy redhead March 27, 2007
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When a male's member or penis is wider then long. A deformed rarity of sorts that causes odd reactions.
by Raphael the camel November 19, 2005