Urban Dictionary: Grumpet

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A grumpy female. A female who exhibits noticable grumpy behavior.

Dawn is really being a Grumpet today!

by jimbor August 31, 2006

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hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

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A female who is slightly angered, frustrated, or grumpy

Oh my god Chanel is being a major Grumpet today thanks to her monthly visitor.

by poopylongstockings September 12, 2006

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A grumpy racist who mainly dislikes people of light skin.

"You better stop", the grumpet said.

That gator grumpet is always cap'n some none sense.

by V Willy September 11, 2019

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When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'

Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'

by TheAwesomePandaman February 18, 2014

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A Grumpet is a young lady. She is born in the year of 1993. She is a writer and webdesigner.

I'd give you her websites and shit, but I can't fucking advertise on this website.

'Hey, do you know Grumpet?'

'Who doesn't, foo'!'

by Ouglaboogla July 30, 2006

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