Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
2
a play on the name of the dwarf character in the classic Grimm Brother's fairy tale which is used to label someone who is pissed off for an insignificant reason
use this term to further aggravate someone who is already excessively angry for unimportant reasons; personal amusement comes from watching the Grumpelstiltskin become more angry and frustruated upon being called this name
use this term to further aggravate someone who is already excessively angry for unimportant reasons; personal amusement comes from watching the Grumpelstiltskin become more angry and frustruated upon being called this name
Sally(angry and irrational): OH MY GOD! Someone ate all the Special K! I'm gonna f'n kill someone! All I wanted all day was my fucking cereal! I HATE THIS!!!
Sarah(calm and cool): Simmer down, Grumpelstiltskin.
Sally: Fuck you! I hate you, you cock-juggling thunder cunt!...(continues to yell and scream and hate on Sarah)
Sarah(calm and cool): Simmer down, Grumpelstiltskin.
Sally: Fuck you! I hate you, you cock-juggling thunder cunt!...(continues to yell and scream and hate on Sarah)
by Jessie L May 25, 2007
3
Another name for feces, poop, doo doo, and or crap.
"Grumpy" is the short version of the word.
"Grumpster" is also another version of the word.
*NOTE*
This version of the word is not to be confused with the play titled "Grumpelstiltskin".
"Grumpy" is the short version of the word.
"Grumpster" is also another version of the word.
*NOTE*
This version of the word is not to be confused with the play titled "Grumpelstiltskin".
"That was a mighty find "Grumpelstiltskin" I just took".
"I really need to take a "Grumpy".
"Holy smokes, that was a serious "Grumpster" I just had.
"I really need to take a "Grumpy".
"Holy smokes, that was a serious "Grumpster" I just had.
by Mr. Blada July 07, 2009
4
Someone who is a perpetual ass(usually in management) who gives out commands without providing the knowledge necessary to get it done, relishes in the unavoidable failure and is grumpy when one succeeds.
1"So I found the building, legit, in the last second, after being given bogus directions and she looked mad when I came back with the prints."
2"What a Grumpelstiltskin."
1"Whaa...?"
2"What a Grumpelstiltskin."
1"Whaa...?"
by Bustaword17 May 02, 2010