Urban Dictionary: Grub on the Chub

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V. -To perform oral sex on a chubby-obese Female.

Greg: Dude... I'm not doing it.
Randy: You gotta Grub on the Chub if you want her to keep calling you back, bro.

by pynchen June 26, 2013

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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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