hair that has reached a level of such severe neglect that it has become completely matted at the root, and cannot be combed, like overgrown sheeps fleece

Rural "Merry Old England" lingo for the bounty of fruits and vegetables supplied by nearby male farmers (i.e., "local blokes").

When your bones grow and it hurts.

Heaton wannabe of Australia.
Commonly known as a random SK nobo.

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.

someone who is stoned and stupid to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).