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The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.
After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.
by mateo r February 11, 2008
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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When you have to take a poop.
Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.
by Sled Reynolds January 06, 2012
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1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.
Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!
by Loose Goose May 08, 2006
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To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.
Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail
by Gary December 26, 2003
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When a girl takes a shit on the floor or in a high chair with a hole cut out so you can watch the tail grow. A wet tail is the best.
My girl ate a whole block of swiss cheese and a piece if bananna bread. Then she said she felt like growing a tail.
by Super Taco August 07, 2006
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