Urban Dictionary: Grow a Tail

to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit

Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail

by stefanali pops September 13, 2005

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to poop, or take a shit.

i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.

by Squirt95 July 27, 2008

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The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

by mateo r February 11, 2008

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Nah, that's cool; I'm going to sit out this round; I gotta go grow a tail.

by William Sherman July 15, 2002

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When you have to take a poop.

Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.

by Sled Reynolds January 06, 2012

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1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

by Loose Goose May 08, 2006

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To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

by Gary December 26, 2003

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