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The act or attempt in getting bare-ass necked, and having many assorted persons rub scented lubricants onto your now-glistening body, so one may have a grotesque and usually sexual action preformed upon them or another person.
Guy 1: I'll get you back
Guy 2: Whatever you can do to me, I can do back 10x worse, plus I'll be grouped lubed up.

-later that night-
Guy 1: (sleeping) zzzzz
Guy 2: (group lubed and ready) (inserts balls into guy 1's anus and/or various other orifices/solid areas)
by Teh Duo April 15, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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