Jonas was quietly enjoying his sushi when suddenly he saw his mum running backwards out of the kitchen, as if by lightening his dad and sister also popped up from behind the couch. It was in this instant that Jonas knew he was nano seconds away from being group farted by his family.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”