Urban Dictionary: Grouchos

Grouchos

Wild, bushy eyebrows, a la Groucho Marx, especially when describing a woman.

The girl is real cute, but what's with those grouchos? My grandfather doesn't even have eyebrows like that!

by Ska.one June 30, 2006

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Grouchos

Very large, hairy eyebrows, especially on a woman.

She's kind of cute, but what's up wuth those grouchos? Honey needs to do something about that.

by Ska.one June 29, 2006

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Grouchos

Obviously painted-on eyebrows, like the real Groucho Marx wore in old movies. Women who would otherwise look gorgeous seem to be missing the glasses, cigar, and painted-on mustache to complete the ensemble.

"No, that chick doesn't have Grouchos, she has Shalits. Grouchos are painted-on, not hairy.

by Obey the Mustache October 13, 2017

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Groucho

The fake fur lining on the edge of the hood on some hoodies / anoraks / parkas. Especially if removable. Makes a great pet.

I took the groucho off my jacket, now it's keeping the fridge company.

by DeadCode May 30, 2009

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groucho marx

A very funny vaudeville, film, and television star.

What's the secret word groucho marx?

by Adrianna823432740928 April 20, 2006

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Fuckin Groucho

a toy version of the belated Groucho Marx that has been transformed to fit on any of the following objects for some hilarious "make your bros laugh" or a simple and guaranteed "Get-laid-quick" affect on girls the world-around.

1. Glass Pipe
2. Hookah Pipe
3. Cigar

Murray: Hey, wtf's that on your Pipe?
Jamie: Lol, that's my Fuckin Groucho by PipePalz.com
Murray: What? how the fuck'd you get this thing?
Jamie: uh only everyone hollywood actor/actress, hip hop artist + they're kids and wives are usin' em. Not to mention every f'n school kid who's newly discoverin this sweet-SWEET cheeba! It was in the hangover 3, wth! were you born under a rock?! Man Stfu and pass that dime!
Brian: Yarrrrrg! Aye Aye Captain!!

by Alex Trebec III. November 15, 2011

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The Groucho Marx

To place male genitals over the eyes of a sleeping person, whereas the penis lays along the bridge of the nose.

Ha, did you see the picture of Cindy getting The Groucho Marx?
Dumb bitch should not have fallen asleep at the party.

by Lord Gekko May 08, 2008

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