1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.
1. Hahahaha, he has a groot

2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels
by spluh January 26, 2006
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by pineappleleaf458 May 20, 2018
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to be swoll, buff, fit, athletic, and/or big. to attain muscle
"Dude you are looking groot today"
"You wanna hit the gym and get groot?"
by hyperassnigga123 July 20, 2015
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Acronym for Get Rid Of One Thing Every Day. To eliminate/throw away/give away one item laying around one's household daily, in order to eliminate excessive clutter to better organize things.
I grooted an old can of varnish that had been sitting under my bathroom sink for years.
by Ponsonby Britt September 10, 2013
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having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually Tina
lets groot

he's a grooter
by grooter99 July 28, 2009
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