The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.
"Can you pass the Texas Pete!"
"I just got grooted"
by a meber of 2 company October 06, 2011
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A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.
I had to get really {grooted} before I spoke to my boss about the raise.
by Enchanted Angel Lights May 04, 2015
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cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5
by harambewasalie August 11, 2016
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Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.
"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"
by Yeeroezian May 03, 2016
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To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.
Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.
by Lucubriousness February 25, 2009
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The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing?

Person 2: Im grooting

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: I am Groot

Person 1: Can i try?

Person 2: We are Groot
by Lalaloopsyismyniggah August 11, 2014
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