Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot: I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot.

i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot

When a women masturbates with a tree branch

When you shove a small plant up someones ass while screaming "I AM GROOT"