Top definition
cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5
by harambewasalie August 11, 2016
Get the merch
Get the Groot neck gaiter and mug.
2
To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.
Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.
by Lucubriousness February 25, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Groot mug for your mama Sarah.
4
1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.
1. Hahahaha, he has a groot

2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels
by spluh January 26, 2006
Get the mug
Get a Groot mug for your cousin Jovana.
5
to be swoll, buff, fit, athletic, and/or big. to attain muscle
"Dude you are looking groot today"
"You wanna hit the gym and get groot?"
by hyperassnigga123 July 20, 2015
Get the merch
Get the groot neck gaiter and mug.

Activity