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A multi-purpose word that can be used in any situation if need be.

Originated by mispronoucing the name "Griff" from the popular web-series "Red vs. Blue".
You groofed Groof you team-groofing grooftard!
by Kickass McTastic December 19, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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(noun) To smear feces on; the rubbing of one's waste on objects
Student #1: I can't believe that idiot groofed on the bathroom walls.

Student #2: That's disgusting.
by William Stevens October 18, 2012
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The face. This definition of the word evolved from the old English term grovel as slang by those whose speech was impaired, and also as the word was used by people in the West Midlands of the UK who have very odd accents. The meaning 'to face' then came about as when people were groveling they would face the subject while they did so, therefore the word soon became to mean to 'face' someone.
These days the translation is literal and means the 'face'.
'she was so ugly she had a groof like a smashed crab.
by Gregor Tyler November 01, 2007
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This refers to a women who has extremely hairy genitels. Often used as a derogatory term
See last night mate, a gave that girls groof a lick out.
by Urban changer April 07, 2017
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A mixture between woof and grr
Old man- hey what’s up sexc
Person- GROOF GROOF GROOF
by Macleedb March 19, 2021
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