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1. The long giant battering ram from Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King shaped like a giant flaming wolf's head
2. When you get a boner while grinding with a girl at a club, and it presses up against her ass. This term is used because a boner is shaped similar to Grond from Lord of the Rings (long and hard) and also because the word "grond" is similar to "grind"
2. When you get a boner while grinding with a girl at a club, and it presses up against her ass. This term is used because a boner is shaped similar to Grond from Lord of the Rings (long and hard) and also because the word "grond" is similar to "grind"
I gronded a chick last night when we went clubbing and it was like my pants were on fire! It was more awesome than the Battle of Minas Tirith!
by Grond850 February 06, 2011
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by shrimphead February 28, 2009
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1. a huge iron battering ram in the shape of a wolf; 150 ft. long, 60 ft. high.
2. the biggest penis you have ever seen.
2. the biggest penis you have ever seen.
by Jeffrey Paul July 26, 2005
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An ancient fruit which is everything except sand . It tastes like chocolate , strawberries, cram , every meat and everything else . It levitates . It gives you a boner for 24 hours . It speeds up your metabolism. It makes you better one very way . You don’t raise it raises you .
Grond is nice
by BigDickWilli January 17, 2020
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grond is everything except sand . It tastes like every berry and every cram .
You cannot grow it , it grows you . It is not a vegetable nor a fruit . It is not an animal neither .
You cannot grow it , it grows you . It is not a vegetable nor a fruit . It is not an animal neither .
by BigDickAtanas January 30, 2020