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A person male or female who's mobile phone is practically glued to their hand but they are well known for screening calls or not replying to SMS messages on a continual basis. This person will also have closet gay tendencies and froths over giving rusty trombones
Oh yeah He's not returning my call cos he's doin a gromit
by captainlongshlongsilver March 12, 2011
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A, usually unpopular, Teenager who trys to be 'emo' or any other 'rock' social cliques but fails miserably.
Gromits often will try to dress as if they are trying to be 'unique' but end up looking like twats, will listen to 'screamo' rock music that they do not even like and cut themselves and/or act depressed to try and fit in with the more popular rock scene.

They, for some unkown reason, believe this is how to fit in.

They are wrong

Horribly

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A gromit band:

A band that calls themself hardcore/rock
But are shit

i.e. My Chemical Romance
Gromit: "Hey cool people with awesome hair and skinny jeans, may I hang out with you? I even cut myself and wore my converses especially"

Cool people: "No, you're a gromit who wants to be us, go kill yourself"
by Christopher 'Munky' Newton February 09, 2008
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Someone who is in the youngest grade at their school, or somebody who is thirteen or younger. Often LGs or LBs.
"Those gromits think they're so good."
"Gromits are so fucking annoying."
by apricott. May 02, 2009
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A girl who is both 'Grim' and 'On it'. Grim in the sense of shes probably not had a shower for a few months, nor has she any physical attributes in any way appealing. 'On it' in the sense of her being fucking gagging to shag you.

You: "Krystal was bare tryin to gwan me last night"
Your Bredrin: "yeh shes a fukin gromit"
by BJ SHITTU April 04, 2006
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someone with a dangerous addiction to the online game "RuneScape", using the disguise of the famous dog Gromit.
"1 4m gr0m17 7h3 1337 h4x0r"
by dale April 11, 2005
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another term for asshole, butthole, shithole, and/or fart-faucet
dude, i ain't a bunch of pizza, now i have an irritable gromit.
by clitoRuss October 26, 2004
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