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The Grog is a magical concoction of what can only be described as a 'strong alcoholic substance' that when produced, is a statement to raise the level of the event in question to a point of epic proportions.

Once 'Grogged', the drinker soon becomes unable to tell if one is coming or going, resulting in either (or sometimes all) of the following:
- life and soul of the party
- the loss of feeling in all limbs
- an extreme want to sleep
- vomiting
- extreme cases of 'Jumperexia'

After cases of 'Grogged' behaviour, one is not expected to return to normal for days, even weeks.
"Get the Grog!"
"Get grogged!"
"Grog it up!"
"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Grogged!"
"You've got the Grog I need to see me through!"
by grog July 27, 2012
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1. Grog: to call someone on the phone while you're taking a shit. Usually includes the other person discovering you were taking a shit when they hear the toilet flush. (e.g. to grog someone)

2. Grog: to take a shit, to poop. (e.g. taking a grog)
1. "I just called John the other day while I was on the toilet and I grog'd him."

2. "Tim Grogins just grog'd himself!"
by Solid Snave March 04, 2011
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A diluted mixture of rum that originally included sugar and citrus juice. Slang associated with it is "Tanky", the server of it. Served in a "can" no matter what the vessel was. It was discussed in its water to rum ratio by compass points and in numbers, north being pure rum and east being water. The authentic recipe is so short and excellent, I'll give it to you:
Grog 1:4/four-water
half cup rum
pint water
1/8 cup sugar
" " lime or lemon
"Five-water grog? Give me some more northing!" (north = more alcohol)
"Oi! Tanky, me grog can!"

by Sir Joseph Porter October 06, 2006
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A drinking game where players attempt to shoot multiple quarters into an ice cube tray and drink from a community cup called "the grog."
Wow, I'm still not in the six club. That was a rough night of grog.
by Isaac M. September 11, 2007
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It is a compliment. It means grogous amazing beautiful.
Hello suzy you are grog
Thankyou beth you are grog too
😊😊😊😊
by Rattatuieisgrog March 22, 2021
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a Grog is a person within a large group of friends that is not bullied, but is generally the focus of the pain/happy slapping(which is as bad the holocaust according to a certain teacher)/swearing/etc within the group.
Personally, i am the 'Grog' of my group of friends
by Euan Forrest March 06, 2006
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