A cross stitch term popularized during the seventh annual mystery stitch-along created by the operators of the Steotch website, meaning that one's fabric has had a grid applied to it and is ready to stitch a pattern on.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

grods - verb. Australian slang for the act or process of turning something of already very low value into complete shit.

A bicycle, push bike etc. Used in the Dronfield area, a place which is also known as Dronny or the Dronx.

Adj. Something that is sexually amazing.

Pronunciation: 'jE·'räd

Australian slang for underpants.

If some one is a G-Rod they are a complete legend. They are a master at what they do and they do it with great skill and accuracy. Becoming a G-Rod takes great skill, time, dedication and of course being a complete legend.