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A large, testosterone fuled, bear like, porn star. Usualy blessed with a penis exceeding 11"
by Christoph Le Boofe May 10, 2007
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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verb. - To totally and completely annhilate the opposing team in a videogame by only using your knife or melee attack

noun. - a fat person who enjoys eating Oreo cookies
Whoa! that guy just got griffed!!!

Look at that griff buying tons of oreos! What a fatass!
by IRONMANZ28 January 15, 2010
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An absolute sweetheart who cares about the one he loves and will do absolutely anything in his power to make her happy. I love you Griff
by Lover May 09, 2003
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this beast........
get your bow on to him women....
couldnt be more of a legend.
person 1: where's grif?
Person 2: griff the beast? what a legend!
by jesus September 22, 2003
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a kids nickname, means "awsome kid" and "kid thats good in bed"
hey Griff, whats up?
Yeah im going to the movies with Griff later.
by Griff March 24, 2003
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