To quietly and calmly lose one's mind, stab someone fifty times, slice bits of them off, consume those bits, decapitate victim, then display the head as a trophy to shocked bystanders. See postal.

A discrete handjob performed on a Greyhound bus.

Your wife is giving birth, and you're filming, being the good husband you are. As soon as the baby comes out, you immediately grab your child from the doctor's hands, enter said child, then enter your wife with the baby on your penis, making sweet love to her.

Very short skirt, that is, as in greyhound racing it is only an inch away from the hair.

A person whose ego demands that they be seen as successful in a "sporting pursuit", but who lacks the intelligence or self-disipline to apply themselves personally to the goal. Famous for eagerly bragging about how "good" they are to the canines that they personally cage and exploit, they resort to name calling, abuse, and even threats when confronted by statistics showing their industry in an honest and unfavourable light.

When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.

The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.