A small, skinny, breed of dog that can be loveable, cute, and adorable. They have legs the size of twigs and the stomach of an anorexic granny...but they're supposed to look that way. Sometimes a little possessive and needy, but very loyal. Super fast runners! Watch out!
Lola: "So you have a dog?"
Jared: "Yep."
Lola: "Aw. What kind?"
Jared: "An Italian greyhound."
by Lily Lemonade October 08, 2011
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This is like the mile high club, except it's for poor people. It occurs when you bone down in the restroom of a Greyhound bus.
Frank: So how was the trip, I heard you had to take greyhound?
Chuck: It was awesome, you know that fat chick I was talking about?
Frank: Yeah, did you two do the old Greyhound pound?
Chuck: Hell yeah!
by C-Garrr February 09, 2009
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The dog to have.
Hey what dog do you have? Italian greyhound! Wow you sure are cool
by Ad0lf_hipsterr June 20, 2013
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When you receive a Blowjob from your cousin and don't feel too bad about it!
Chris got a greyhound shuffle last weekend!

Niamh k gives greyhound shuffles!
by Bolixy boo June 08, 2014
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sour luck, to be put in a bad position.
Hipster 1: Ever since Todd got laid off, he has been broke.
Hipster 2: Yeah, he's riding greyhound.
by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008
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The act of purchasing a non refundable bus ticket and shipping a crazy person that the mental institution does not want across state lines into another mental institution's catchment area. They see to it he gets on the bus then they pray that he actually makes it out of state before he messes up again.

This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.

Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.
Old Tim was a problem mental patient. He got tired of beating up on aides and nurses and decided to go for bigger game. So he went to the social worker and told her that her pussy stunk.

The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter February 05, 2012
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Used to describe a lady sporting a short skirt. The term used to describe such skirts that are only, 'an inch from the hair(hare)'.
'Brilliant, this club is packed with Champion Greyhounds!'
by Merivale June 27, 2005
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