A rare but indiscreet beast that lurks in the shadows feasting on cigarette butts and sniffing dog crap...while quite elusive it has been spotted several times, flailing its arms and drooling about the apartment of one "stevie"...while said to have attended tech, that is quite unlikely...as the "greta" can neither read nor write (i found this out when she IMed me)...the beast can be smelled hundreds of yards away so be quite wary of the stinch of the "greta" for the beast knows no deodorant...it likes to take on a female personna although its natural design is male...if you should ever run across such a beast...do yourself a favor and run the other way...or be drenched in drool and flailed by its flailing arms...the only sure way to escape it...is to throw cigarette butts at it and urinate in a puddle...it will inevitably stop and consume both...rumor has it that this beast has both male and female parts and that is why it can imitate either design...

In addition to being a somewhat famous singer, it is also a new slang term (code) for instructing someone to pick up a "gar" (dutchmaster, philly, swisher, etc.). It originated in Miami and is slowly gaining steam across the country.

Greta Garbo = "Get a 'gar, bro!"

A fucking awesome band that consists of 3 brothers, Josh Kiszka (lead singer), Jake Kiszka (guitarist), Sam Kiszka (bassist), and their friend Danny Wagner (drummer). They're from Frankenmuth, Michigan, and make great music that takes you back to the 70s. They are all in their early 20s and extremely talented. It is only the beginning for them.

A new band consisting of 3 brothers, 2 of whom are twins, and a drummer that sound just like Led Zepplin. As these guys are in their early 20s, they are living that rock star life....

Simply amazing.

When a middle-aged Mom becomes a groupie of a boy toy band and constantly fantasizes about them whilst getting plowed by Dad.

A dirty Greta is typically a female who is filled with Botox, tan, nails, lip injections, Shit tats that will generally jump on any dick wether it be a human, animal or even alien.

Pure beauty....