When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.
Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.
by Bkow March 16, 2017
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Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.
Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.
by The Red Devil October 11, 2021
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When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021
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particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session
his gland grenade went off right in my eye!
by buckleheid February 10, 2008
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When you cum into someone's mouth and they spit it back into their hand and throw it at you.
That bitch hit me with a gob grenade!
by Knobgobbler84 November 17, 2017
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a loaded gun (usually a Glock) carried in the waistband in the front of your pants.
That gun is a gonad grenade, don't carry it above your nuts!
by Vladimir06363 October 09, 2010
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