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When you're in the shower and you have to poop—Instead of getting out, you poop in your hand, pull back the shower curtain, and toss it in the toilet.
Dude, I had to shit really bad, but didn't want to get the floor all wet.. So I had a grenading session in the shower.
by Nathan Patrick Hooker October 16, 2015
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The act of shoving one's grenade-resembling hand into a man or woman's orifice and then opening it with fingers flailing wildly in a mock explosion.
Kevin: Wow, being grenaded by my girlfriend last night left my ***hole gaping!

Gerald: Eek, that sounds terrible.

Kevin: Nah dude, I loved it!

Gerald: Hmm, maybe I should try some grenading...
by Gina Castell July 20, 2009
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Grenading is a word used to describe an object or a piece of machinery suffering a catastrophic failure. And often refers to the breaking apart and projection of components, or fragments thereof, away from the failing object or machinery in a fashion similar to a fragmentation grenade
John borrowed some of Brian's reloads and grenaded his rifle.
Despite our warnings, Phillip was surprised by the hydraulic cylinder grenading in his face.
by Au_dragon January 01, 2021
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