A Gremlin is a woman who a man likes to fuck but doesn't want to go out past dark to eat with......because shes a beast to look at or emotionally unstable.

Anyone by the name of Ivan.

A small ginger creature, usually found in a darkened room eating ham sandwiches. She sleeps for most of her life and only wakes to scuttle to the kitchen to make a sandwich. Gremlins can be located in the London area and on a quiet night you can here the high pitch cackle when she is amused. By all means stay out of Gremlins way in the mornings.

used to describe a person creeping, or just being weird.

Gremlin - (noun)
1. A malfunction or cause of error, blamed on a mischievous gnome.

gremlin - (proper noun)
1. Those scary ass guys from the movie 'Gremlins'. They are about 1ft in height. If they get wet, more gremlins emerge from their back. If they are feed after midnight, they turn evil. The most famous gremlin is Gizmo. They look a lot like furbys.

Making weird or distractive noices revolving around food.
Being generally weird and always hungry and wanting foods such as chocolate or spaghetti bolognese!

A short acne covered child with a large head and odd straggles of facial hair on his chin. This particular species is not welcomed amongst the human race but remains with them for no particular reason. Often bragging about there abilities to smoke weed and have very little friends. They usually hide in places such as under beds or in you closet.

Be warned ladies these creatures will attempt to flirt with you. Avoid eye contact and touching any part of the body