Someone that sweeps you off your feet but only to use you and suck you dry like a black widow then move on to the next victim. Will keep you around until you serve no purpose. Usually about 4 months
Girl if you want to keep your fridge and bank account full stay away from that man he’s an undercover Greg
by Greggie85 July 22, 2021
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being really drunk and having sex. you can get it up but there is no way that you will ever blow.
"Fuck man, I had a slow greg last night. I have the worst blue balls right now."
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by wassupdood123 February 03, 2009
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Nobody knows where this phrase came from, only that the members of Green Day are now saying it constantly.
Mike Dirnt: shut up greg
social media: *explodes*
by Bipolar_Bear24 March 31, 2018
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Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.
Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.
by June Noire May 19, 2020
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When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.
* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.
by 1quickz October 29, 2018
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A heaping plate of tater tots, smothered in a pound of chili, then covered with 1/2 pound of melted chedder cheese. 3,200 calories, Total fat 63g, Cholesterol 75mg, Sodium 666mg, Protein 34g
For lunch, I'm going to order me a The Greg Harris.
by Jimmy-Jo1911 October 30, 2013
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