Greg is a family.
Greg is an army.
Greg is...possibly a cult. We don't know for sure.
Greg is the fastest growing community on the internet.
Don't look that up.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

the strongest fanbase on the internet

The fastest growing army on the internet.

the fastest growing channel on youtube (don’t look that up)

Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet. Don’t look that up.

Greg is a family that is 100% blood related with Danny Gonzalez as our father. Every night at 6 pm, all the little Gregs come down to the kitchen and have a family dinner.
All you have to do to become a Greg is to subscribe to Danny Gonzalez with post notifications on.

The Greg merch is said to be made out of the softest material in the world, it’s also hand stitched by Tom Holland.
A lot of other youtubers may say that their fan base is the best on YouTube, that their fan base is a family, but that is not true, only Greg is the realest family on YouTube.

Our biggest enemy is Craig. Craig is known to be worst thing that has happened to mankind.
Subscribe to Danny Gonzalez(w/post notifications on) to become Greg.
Thank you.

Greatest Everyday Regular Guy...
Rarely seen in the wild, but when you meet one... you know..
The Goat of the Goats
No super powers needed here
Just the man, the myth, the Greg

Guy 1: “That Goat is amazing... why is he talking to that regular guy?”
Guy 2: “Oh, that’s no regular guy... that’s a Greg...”
Guy 1: “What makes him so special?”
Guy 2: “Nothing...”
Guy 1: “What’s he do then?”
Guy 2: “Nothing... he’s doing it”