Greg is a family.
Greg is an army.
Greg is...possibly a cult. We don't know for sure.
Greg is the fastest growing community on the internet.
Don't look that up.
I am truely Greg.
You are Greg.
We are all Greg.
Greg for life.
by iamalsogreg August 02, 2018
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Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet. Don’t look that up.

Greg is a family that is 100% blood related with Danny Gonzalez as our father. Every night at 6 pm, all the little Gregs come down to the kitchen and have a family dinner.
All you have to do to become a Greg is to subscribe to Danny Gonzalez with post notifications on.

The Greg merch is said to be made out of the softest material in the world, it’s also hand stitched by Tom Holland.
A lot of other youtubers may say that their fan base is the best on YouTube, that their fan base is a family, but that is not true, only Greg is the realest family on YouTube.

Our biggest enemy is Craig. Craig is known to be worst thing that has happened to mankind.
Subscribe to Danny Gonzalez(w/post notifications on) to become Greg.
Thank you.
I am truly Greg!
Fuck Craig!
by http://dannygonzalez.store March 30, 2019
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Greatest Everyday Regular Guy...
Rarely seen in the wild, but when you meet one... you know..
The Goat of the Goats
No super powers needed here
Just the man, the myth, the Greg

Guy 1: “That Goat is amazing... why is he talking to that regular guy?”
Guy 2: “Oh, that’s no regular guy... that’s a Greg...”
Guy 1: “What makes him so special?”
Guy 2: “Nothing...”
Guy 1: “What’s he do then?”
Guy 2: “Nothing... he’s doing it”
Every Goat needs a hero, and that hero is their Greg
by Madhadder68 October 20, 2020
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The perfect guy. Very FUNNY and CARING. Gives you the chills when he stares at you. Looks and acts like your typical cool guy. Usually brown hair and brown-green eyes. Has the best personality. Sooooo hot and gives you tingles when you think about him.
Omg who’s that hot guy?

That’s GREG!
by anonymousgirl46363 May 21, 2019
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Greg is a family man and would out of his way to help anyone, he had ha hard time but is stronger from it all , it is one of a kind , it's hard to get to know the real him but once you earn his trust don't lose it or you'll be the worse decision you'll ever make he is one of a kind
His name is Greg he is a keeper
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