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A faggot with a double-dose of queerness who is so gay that he can't laugh without his worn out saucer-sized asshole shitting on everyone. If he's in the room and the cat disappears, just check his ass. Just don't go without your GPS.
The gay waiter pulled a Greg Lougayness in the kitchen, and the next thing you know, a 10lb Bologna stick went missing.
by Raj` August 19, 2008
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The act of being the gayest, most inappropriate human being ever known to hit the gay world of homosexualiaty. One that gays up the entire room and leaves nothing but gay and homo vibes vibrating upon everyone's lips
"Remember the other night? Justin was being such a greg lougayness when he touched Jess' ballsack."
by Issaia November 05, 2007
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