An exceptionally great listener, friend, and lover. Greeneys are kind and humble, determined and artistic, and loved by everyone. If you see a Greeney on the wild, give dabs, and throw him some weed. He'll graciously accept you into his world.

someone who is sexy beyond mean

A person who tries to pursue unrealistic achievements, generally wearing the color green in some manner. Frugal with money and assets, cheap and has a very low total worth.