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1. Douchebag, male, usually from Wisconsin.

2. Moldy scrotum that results from your girlfriend putting her hand in a bag of shredded parmesan before stroking you mercilessly. (Cheese may or may not be from Wisconsin.)
Don't invite that Greenbag to our superbowl party!

I told him to go wash his Greenbag before he came back to bed.
by SMBH October 10, 2007
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Smoking a huge joint and then donating blood afterwords, causing the person who received the donated blood to feel the affects of marijuana.
Hey Jerald there's gonna be a blood donation session at the community center, we should totally green bag it.
by HoraceOrchestra April 12, 2014
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