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A term used when expressing extreme jealousy. Green is the color of envy.
Friend: "Man, I just booked a two weeker in Cancun"
Me: "What?! Im sooo green jello!"
by Schmartini23 September 01, 2010
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A derogatory phrase used when a person does something idiotic, incompetent, unintelligent, foolish and or mindless. It implies that the person is mentally disabled or retarded and therefore this is the food they should eat.
Person 1: Bro why did Randall over there just stuff his head in that pile of feces?!
Person 2: I don't know bro but he needs some green jello.
by Andrew P. Ennis April 04, 2019
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used in place of actually saying "dungeons and dragons" so that the other kids at the high school don't kick your ass
Wanna come over after school for some green jello?
Wannt some green jello?
by fenderstrat35 April 29, 2005
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