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When you live in dirt house for so long that it grows grass on the top. This is known as the Green Top. No matter what you do NOT grow crops on top of the Green Top. A good compliment to the Green Top is the one by one wheat seed , but never on top.
"Bruh you swear it was only for one nighf but not only do you got the green top, you got the 1 by 1 wheat seed."
by Green Top March 25, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The green top refers to the grass that grows on the roof of a dirt house in Minecraft when left for a long time. It is used to deride inexperienced or simply lazy players who build homes out of dirt and then never upgrade them to wood or other materials, causing grass to start growing on the roof.
by jdsyke May 22, 2019
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green-top
-noun
1. the act of taking the first hit off a freshly packed bowl of unburned cannabis flower (weed), in which case the smoker experiences maximum flavor potential. Right of the said act is considered to be inherited by the owner of the weed, although sometimes it is bestowed to another smoking participant.
-noun
1. the act of taking the first hit off a freshly packed bowl of unburned cannabis flower (weed), in which case the smoker experiences maximum flavor potential. Right of the said act is considered to be inherited by the owner of the weed, although sometimes it is bestowed to another smoking participant.
by Doc J and Eightball November 10, 2011