One who consumes copious amounts of marijuana.
Hey, Michael, you're such a Green Gobbler...
by halifaxanadu August 12, 2009
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An ass or jerk who resembles the jolly green giant and seeks to consume mass quantities of testicles or balls.
Hey look! Its the Jolly Green Gonad Gobbler! Yeah he is one tall asshole! That prick tried to eat my balls!
by Mac The Ripper April 01, 2011
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The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.
Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.

Sick man. What'd you do?

Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.
by ZerrinMa September 27, 2011
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