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One who consumes copious amounts of marijuana.
Hey, Michael, you're such a Green Gobbler...
by halifaxanadu August 12, 2009
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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I performed the Green Gobbler on Stacy last night after Chinese food, it was so sweet.
by Sloppy Garry March 13, 2020
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The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.
Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.

Sick man. What'd you do?

Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.
by ZerrinMa September 27, 2011
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