a large poop, typically about 5-10 inches in length, that is very green
George had quite the jolly green giant in Barnes and Noble yesterday.
by Tom Clark March 28, 2005
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an extremely large gentleman from Whickam, tyne and wear whom bares a strong resemblance to postman pat and spends the morning striding the surrounding fields picking vegetables
The Jolly green giant of whickam bank.
by giant watcher October 26, 2006
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A Green Giant is an extremely large gentleman who rocks from side to side while chanting "err Mora, those lads are taking the mick like, errm"
I love corn, errm Ron
by Ron Bell August 26, 2003
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is a huge fellow that picks corn in Whickham rocks from side to side and says "ERRRRRRRM THEM LADS MAURA HELP ERRRRRRM HO HO HO"

.....remember the 80s tinned vegetable advert?
by The G Man August 28, 2003
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A tall Greek fuck who is lighting a joint after finishing one.
Hey Green Greek Giant, I am way to high. Don't light up another joint!
by The kreeateor May 05, 2020
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