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1. A card that allows a foreigner to legally reside the United States of America.

2. A card that allows people in the state of California to smoke Medical Marijuana.
1.I got my green card.спасиба!

2.I got my green card. спациба! *cough.
by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
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In states where it's legal, green cards enable you to get medical marijuana.
"Hey, man, just got my green card, let's get some pot!"
by XeroCint October 30, 2009
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La mica. Gives legal permission to work and live in the US.
If you don't have a green card, you have to watch out at Border Patrol checkpoints.
by David G. Epstein August 08, 2004
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Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.

Access ALL areas
"You've got a green card tonight"

"Lets go home"

"Ok"......

CENSORED!!!!!!
by I.M Kinky July 14, 2010
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Small peice of card found behind the last paper in packets of Rizzla brand rolling papers.
Perfect for use as roach while smoking cigarets or canabis because of its prime thickness and posability.

A good indication of inexperienced smokers is when green card remains after the cardboard flap protecting the papers has perrished at the hands of said novice.
Jim: Skin up, Bill.
Bill: materials?
Jim: Kings, Baccy, Grinder, Tweed.
Bill: There's no front to these Rizzla, Train ticket? Flyer?..... Knights of Columbus!! JIM, YOU ABSOLUTE NOVICE!! Theres still green card here, Bonus.
by Bjorn Axel May 19, 2008
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Something that Mexicans try really hard to get or steal.
Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!

Antonio: There's one bad thing...

Julio: What?

Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.

Julio: OH SHIT!!
by WE DA MAN June 14, 2012
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