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When a man with an uncircumcised penis and a buildup of smegma (a.k.a. dick cheese) has anal sex with his partner and then tosses his or her salad afterwards. The combination of the tossed salad and the "feta" dick cheese gives you a Greek salad.
Chris and Charles enjoyed a delicious Greek salad last night.
by HMRR December 09, 2010
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A salad from Greece that is the most popular of Greek salads and because tourists know only this Greek salad,the call it Greek salad like it's the only Greek salad.
It contains cuccumber,tomato,feta cheese,olives,oil,salt and perhaps oregon.
I've ordered a Greek salad,along with my souvlaki.
by Alithinos April 04, 2010
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It is when you take a room in your house and cover the floor to the baseboard with painters plastic and pour out a gallon of olive oil, then get naked with your mate and fuck and slip and slip around the room.
"Dude last night me and my girl pulled a greek salad in our den"
by Cousineric April 07, 2010
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The result of ejaculating semen into a partner's eyes.
"After she blew me, I gave the bitch a greek salad. I totally greeked her."
by Josh Dingus February 12, 2008
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Performing analingus on a person who has just been anally creampied.
That four-dollar hooker even did a Greek Salad on the midget stripper! Man, I wish I got her name...
by scala5k May 17, 2005
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