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#1 A douchebag of Greek descent whose douchebaggery is so pronounced that it causes the offender to smell like cheese. This offensive dairy aroma should serve to warn others that conversations with this person will lead to the desire to bang your head against a brick wall.

#2 A greasy, unsnipped foreigner who trains dogs, and pounds unsuspecting ladies in the ass, or, on occasion pounds unsuspecting dogs in the ass

#3 A tasty addition to any salad
Ugh...Greek Cheese is talking about sharp/shy dogs again. I bet he likes sharp/shy ass pounding
by SPP Mafia March 26, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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the name given to a semen-covered shit taken after anal intercourse.
"Just after I had buried my seed deep into Cecil's upper colon, he sqatted over my chest and squeezed out a big, nasty lump of greek cheese"
by neckface ovaryhead May 29, 2008
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