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A greebo is a person who usually lives in a rural small city in the midwest or someplace in canada or alaska. They follow mainstream metal and hard rock bands like Marlyn Manson or Slipknot. They buy those baggy fake bondage pants from hottopic.

But just because they don't know anything about real metal or punk rock, don't let that fool you, they're still hardcore as hell, they're just ignorant to boot. They tend to live in trailor parks or indian reservations and have mothers who are probably meth addicts or alcoholics.

They usually don't complete high-school and are charged with a variety of domestic violence crimes. They do plenty of drugs, and talk about it freely.

The reason why they dont know about the more obscure bands is because simply they haven't been exposed to any real 'scene' living in their rural community.
Tom was a goddamn greebo asshole with a face full of zits and long black hair. Spent all his time smoking ciggarettes in the highschool parking lot trying to sell meth, even though he dropped out 2 years ago. And he always wears the same goddamn Rob Zombie T-Shirt. I hear he also had sex with his cousin, but what else to expect in Alaska.
by John Handy September 27, 2007
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this is not a definition but a statement, although ali's definition is very true i feel i must say, yes non greebo's made my life and the lives of my greebo friends hard, i hold the social stereotype with the highest regards as do my friends. Yes i am a greebo and those of you that try and insult me about this fact are nothing more than arse munching twats with the intellectual understanding of a brick...!
"i am a greebo and if you have a problem with this fact deal with it because i have"
by greebo karl November 10, 2007
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sum annoyin depresed scum ov da earth dat wear black hoodys and listen 2 shitty rock music like mettalica, fink der depressed cuz dey cant get a girlfrend,go round wiv long hair like a puff and TRY 2 ride skateboards
"lets fuk dem greebos up blud"
"wat da fuk u lookin at ya dirty greebo"
by danja February 07, 2005
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Greebo: from my experience greebo's are a usually friendly people, wearing an assortment of black clothing, often being mixed up with goths and metal heads but lacking in the metalhead brashness and the goths usual shy personality. Wearing an assortment of accessories such as metal chains, baggy black jeans usually from "soho" shops, occasional tattoos resembling things associated with death, grim occasions, morbid characters etc, spiky wrist bands and occasionally metal rings and with black or dark hair, Greebos also have the stereotype of having greasy or unwashed hair, coinciding with the theory that they do not wash. They also wear dull coloured clothes whilst lacking any vibrance.
Many of the greebos i have met have been clean and well mannered, yet i would have to admit that most are unhygenic and lacking in any self respect for cleanliness.Although with any social "group" i try to keep an open mind, Greebos dissapoint me in their many links to the scene and emo groups. Casual sex and complete disregard for partners and proper relationship seem to end up with most greebos becoming depressive and obsessive, possibly because of their ways they became greebos or because of the like minded people they surround themselves with.
Greebos seem to listen to all sorts of Rock music, mainly heavy metal, Screamo metal and death metal but also emo music and pop emo. This means bands such as My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Trivium and Arch Enemy but they seem to branching out into bands such as Enter Shikari with the blend of trance and metal. Music is a main interest with Greebos, and defines them,as with most other social groups. Concert going and hanging around in usual surrounding such as parks,town statues and landmarks listening to music on loud stereos is a common theme in greebo life also.
Some greebos associate themselves with emos, punks and some skaters, forming an alliance and socialising through their interests, eg music, sex and hobbies, such as skating, circus activities and poetry.
Greebos are also associated with self harm, and as i mentioned before depression, another key link to "emos".
On the whole, Greebos are a caring, friendly group, creative and well meaning, yet lacking in much moral fibre and standards, in respect to relationships they appear whoreish and thoughtless.
"hey look, some greebos, be careful cos theyre a little dirty and slightly imposing but they seem to have written a mildly entertainin yet depressing song."
by crispynugget November 11, 2007
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A greebo is a person with any kind of long hair, any colour, they can have any kind of personality (apart from depressed). they listen to heavy metal and were:
dark jeans either tight or very bagy
convers or vans
dark colour shirts with rock music on or some kind of gothic picture or skulls
and main coulors must be black and grey
by Rockadoodledoo September 11, 2007
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A person of extreme nit / Scat
Phil shovels more ket than a JCB. He also likes the red Mandy his mate makes at home because the ping is like no other. Phil is a Greebo.
by Sausaej May 06, 2018
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Somebody who attends Greebs (Local gathering of close friends, to smoke weed and talk)
"Ethan, what are you on about you greebo"
by Dylan S-C December 31, 2020
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