a cool rocker whos into cool music...mortal enemys of burberry boys (wankers)and enemys of lanky spotty fuksss who ur goin 2 kill..U play guitar and dnt car wat ne 1 else finks

another social label designed to categorise anyone vaguely alternative-looking, i.e, not townie or chav. often confused with goths, skaters, punks, emokids, etc...

fake ones = badly printed nirvana hoodies, too many coloured rubber bangle bracelet things, oversize corduroy baggies in hideous colours, tiny crying-out-for-help-my-life-is-so-crap scratches on wrist made with a compass and pathetic squeak in retaliation to chavs. secretly likes Busted. or, god forbid, McFly.

real ones = you know who you are. yay you. ^.^

grebs are people who have brains and don't follow the latest fashion like brainwashed monkeys and have a far superior taste in music than your average chav also grebs are proud to be who the are because they are unique !

a bunch of people who think of themselves as unique individuals and are oblivious to the fact they all look about the same. they also think they are into alternative music but have very little knowledge about REAL alternative music.

aha! I wanted for so long to know what is the real word for the phlegm that accompanies smoking cigarettes.

A greb is a person who, in a disastrous attempt at 'individualism', dresses in the same way and listens to the same music as all of his/her greb friends.

Grebs typically wear baggy trousers, hoodies of their favourite bands, chains and various skateboarding paraphernalia. This is meant to be a backlash against 'designer label culture', but the greb doesn't seem to realise that just because you don't dress in designer clothes it doesn't mean you have to make yourself look like a complete prick.

Grebs listen to 'alternative music'. This would imply that it is somehow different to what is heard in the mainstream, yet most of the CDs they listen to are available at Woolworths. It's the sort of stuff that John Peel stopped playing at the end of the 1970s, yet to them it is 'new' and 'innovative'. Grebs dismiss new and interesting forms of music, saying that it is made by people with no talent. To a greb talent is someone who is not bad at guitar who can also play grade 5 on piano.

Grebs are rivals of the chavs/townies. They dislike the way the 'townies' experiment with new forms of language which distinguish them from the older generations. Grebs talk like their parents.

Grebs are contained in their own little ghettos in order to protect the public at large. They are usually found in the less well-off parts of the suburbs. Their parents are typically teachers and social workers who spend their spare time reading The Guardian and telling everyone about how Margaret Thatcher ruined British society in the 1980s. Grebs themselves have left-wing political beliefs. They tell you they believe in equality, but look down their noses at the 'chav underclass'. They will tell you all about the evils of capitalism, but spend most of their time watching Sky TV and take their summer holidays in Disney World where they drink Coca-Cola all day and eat lunch at McDonald's.

In summary, these guys have got ISSUES.

to purposely swallow a nailgun for gambling purposes.