where people say they are from when they are too ashamed to say that they live in a boring, shitty, gay town outside of boston for fear people will make fun of them. they say that even though they rarely or never go in to boston

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.