When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019
"Hey, do you know that guy who kidnapped 1/5 of One Direction?"
"Yeah, I know that greasy taco. I sure hope he doesn't eat Zayn!"
"Yeah, I know that greasy taco. I sure hope he doesn't eat Zayn!"
by Freya Hemmings May 15, 2015
Any individual of african descent who sweats frequently and profusely. And smells like feces, rotting flesh, etc.
by Bobbeh carlos February 23, 2014
by assholesrus May 07, 2015
greasy salamander is a term used by the very perfect Ethan Dolan and his amazing, hot brother Grayson Dolan.
“ I remember having a really greasy salamander school picture” said by Ethan in the video, The WORST photos of us.
by Dolan_addict64 November 11, 2018
by Goofygoober6969 September 11, 2018

