v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

the caressing of the buttocks, often using a warming jell for proper smackin' during what is known as foreplay.

The act of rubbing sun screen or sun tan oil on a fat person.

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.