The act of not being able to stay on ones feet. Likened to being victim of a sniper, Nobody knows how or why you are on the floor

Shit-faced, trashed, smashed, drunk, obliterated, plastered, off the walls, hysterical, ice cubed, wasted, bombed, gone, destroyed, dipso, hammered, intoxicated, loaded, zonked, sloshed and under-the-table.

An underrated Aston Villa midfielder who no one can hate...except for Gareth Southgate. He is commonly known for having a big role to play in Villa's 7-2 thrashing of Liverpool. Jurgen Klopp asked him to stop the count, but he didn't listen