The act of pouring water into a person's asshole and then proceeding to drink it like a fine gravy.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A common kitchen item used to give an anxiously awaiting gravygirl a gravyfury.

When you have diarrhea and make a sweet stew of gravy, and there is somehow a lone turd floating around exploring the bowl like Christopher Columbus upon the Santa Maria.

As well as being a vessel for holding/serving gravy, it is quite possibly the best middle name ever

The act of farting and having said fart travels over the taint/gooch and for males this fart splits and travels on each side of the testicles and towards freedom. For females it may pass over the beef curtains and to freedom or get trapped inside to live on only to be reborn into the dreaded queef.

A sweaty and un-hygenic ass-crack, especially that of the morbidly obese. The hot, moist interior is usually somewhat brownish from fecal matter, reminiscent of Gramma's homemade gravy.