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"Grah-Tahrd-eS"V-N
Forever and irreparably mentally inept in any sense or fashion comprehensible on so many level the witness will suffer from tsunamic diarrhea and profuse vomiting, seizure and possibly cardiac arrest.
1. "This place is infested with gratardis."

2. "It's unfortunate that she was or is gratardis, or showing symptoms."

3. "Is gratardis contagious or considered an STD? What are some things I should know before venturing out?"
by PhDu April 24, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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